February 2012
Watchpizzaforpresident:
glamydia:
oh my god
the kid eating cake with the fake hand
Arturo lost lane and fed to someone named...
thegr3enranger:
ohheyalice:
For shame.
Just thought I'd throw that out there
I think that if i type a post about someone I'll...
Anonymous asked: When did you become such a fucking jerk man? Grow a pair and leave Josh alone.
I want to beat the shit out of you
The awkward moment when you don't know how to...
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Clearing out the past for a better future.
The pen is mightier then the sword
festusthehappydragon:
Percy Jackson’s case: Pen and sword are equals.
I hope one day, I find you
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via necrolust)
I love my bros
Churro, Kunaal and Rahul
Bro talking with you guys is awesome :D
Driving makes my life so much easier
You say you’re changing
you’re saying you are becoming a better person
that you aren’t lying or manipulating abymore
and I can tell you now that it’s bullshit
in fact its so ironic
cause you’re lying to yourself
and you are believing yourself
so I guess it’s karma in a way
you aren’t fooling anyone
especially me
I see right through you
I know...
Anonymous asked: hi hubby! I can't wait to see you in your play(: it's gonna be amazing!